Sexy banana bread
I guess now your April activity for quarantine boredom can be your October halloween costume.
TikTok banned
Apparently anything mildly well known is now a costume opportunity.
Taxes
Like I said, anything is a costume if you try hard enough.
Ouija board poncho
Spooky activities but make it ~unflattering~.
A guppy
I have so many questions.
Sexy Mickey Mouse
Can we leave childhood characters alone? Please?
A taco
Not everything that tastes good makes a good outfit. I feel like that should go without saying.
Queen of Hearts
The concept is fine – the execution is not.
Beyond burger
Food as an outfit but make it ~plant based~.
Tater Tots
Breakfast, but make it spicy.
The college admissions scandal
A 2020 take on the classic inmate costume.
Hand sanitizer
Having to use it constantly should be plenty.
This year has been pretty bad already, don’t make it worse by wearing one of these costumes.
Happy Halloween!